My Fema (grandmother) who taught me to take pleasure in the little things, the important things in life and who my most cherished childhood memories are with. She will forever remain in my heart and in my thoughts.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I plan to sue...

I think there is a time to withhold information and a time to tell all.  The latter applies here.  There is a store that I did not know about until oh, now.  How come nobody told me about Anthroplogie?  How come I wasn't informed of it's existance?  How come I wasn;t in the know?  I would never hold such precious information from anyone.  I have been terribly wronged and am looking into filing a complaint and seeking legal counsel for restitution in the form of Anthropologie gift cards.  Officially everyone I ever knew is on notice.  The store is the pinnacle of awsomeness-ness.  I don't just like some things there.  I heart all the things there. 

                                                                        The lovely clothes...

and OOOH the jewelry (getting hot in here)...

oh sweet heaven the SHOES (can't breathe)...

and dear G-d the PURSES (head exploding iminenet)...

and the crowning glory (you like what I did there)
HATS!!! (someone, call 911)

My Current plan is to stock everything in this store until I have it all.  Every last thing.  Every shirt, every jacket, every pant, every dress, every piece of jewelry, every shoe and oh yes, every HAT! 

One would think I am obsessed, one would think...and one would be right.


Thursday, April 15, 2010

More like suicide rather than homicide!

Today is somewhat of a gloomy day.  I have once again managed to kill an Orchid.  You see, I didn't plan on killing it.  I question if I really killed it or if it gave up the will to live on its own.  I did try to take care of it.  I read the instructions; I followed them to the letter, the thing just up and died.  I had had it for about a month and it (is a plant an "it" or are they supposed to be called "he/she") seemed to be ok, then one by one the sad orchids started falling off.  Every couple of day one would fall off.  I swear I could hear the little cries of the dying Orchid, the other Orchids still holding on looking at me in disdain.  At last there was one left, I tried not to look at it, but I could see it/her/him (I really don't know regarding plants and gender) out of the corner of my eye every day.  The last one finally fell; I think it may have flipped me off on the way down though I can't be certain.

So know this is what I have left, I have yet to through it away.  My way of thinking is as long as the stem is still green, the flowers can come back, yes?  Most likely no. 

My stick!  Let me show it to you!
(Pay no attention to the brown leaves, that' effects, yeah that's it...FAIL!)

Friday, April 9, 2010

When you come out of the store and can't find your car...that's us too!

I think I am still in shock.  I am a bit late to post on this issue but I really had to absorb it.  Now I usually do the light fun posts, however this time I was so horrified by something I read in the Jewish Journal that I had to give my two cents, maybe three or four cents...really more like a half dollar, not two quarters but he big cool real half dollars.

On April 6TH, probably the most disterbing thing I have ever read was published.  It seems the Catholic Church namely, Cardinal Oscar Andres Rodriguez Meridiaga, the archbishop of Honduras states that the "Jews" are responsible for the scandal regarding the sexual misconduct of priests in the Catholic Church.  He claims that (to paraphrase) since the Catholic Church is Pro-Palestine and Anti-Israel, that the "Jews" have diverted the media (you know, since the "Jews" own the media) to give disproportionate attention to the Catholic Church scandal.  Really?  Because I don't think there has not been enough attention put on the Catholic Church, or pressure as a matter of fact.  Any priest or person for that matter that has any sexual misconduct towards a child should be blasted on every television, radio and newspaper they should be punished to the full extent of the law.  Then punished beyond that.  The church is supposed to be a place of holiness, sanctuary, peace and solace; all things good, not the equivalent to the creepy neighbor who is far too interested in the neighborhood children. 

How dare someone who is supposed to be working in G-d's name turn this blame away from the doers and protectors of this evil act and onto another people.  The Jews certainly are not responsible for a priest who can't keep it in his pants.  The Jews are certainly not responsible for a so called "righteous" religious sect minimizing and hiding such horrible actions. 

It boggles my mind that the Catholic Church would not want to make these pedophile priests publicly known and publicly dealt with, so the Catholics around the world could feel secure knowing that their church will not tolerate such behavior.  Instead the Catholics of the world can now wonder if there own community church is hiding such atrocities.

An archbishop and one that is in line for Pope, FOR POPE, is accusing the Jews of the bad publicity the Catholic Church is getting.  I thought the church was against anti-sematism.  Apparently all bets are off when they are backed against the wall.  Seriously, don't your congregations deserve better than that.

Since I am always here to help I have compiled a list of things the Catholic Church can blame the Jews for in the future:

1.  When you can't find your car in the mall parking lot
2.  When your skinny jeans don't button anymore
3.  When you can't find your keys
4.  When it rains
5.  When it doesn't rain
6.  When your internet goes down
7.  When your flight is delayed
8.  When your shoe comes untied
9.  When you have a bad hair day
10.  And apparently the all time favorite, when you are a FREAKING PEDOPHILE!!!

*Note to self:  Remind the "Head Jew" to go to your house and turn on all the lights after you leave.