I can't really complain about my job (although I do...frequently). I love what I do, I have great hours and work for an awesome company doing awesome stuff no this is not a paid advertisement. With that being said, they have completely lost their minds. Part of our building is under construction. THE PART WITH THE LADIES ROOM!!! So I have to go OUTSIDE down the sidewalk to the stop sign around the STREET corner down the sidewalk and into another building to pee! Here's a bit of nice information: Do you know it was raining yesterday? Did you know it was windy as hell? Did you know I already occupy a building with NO heat that is older than the Roosevelt Administration and when I use my plug in heater it shorts the breakers leaving me in the dark! No I bet you didn't. Are you ready for this...it is 240 STEPS to the ladies room..oh yes...I counted; yes I realize I am only 4'9" hence the title of the blog, clever, yes? and one of oh, everyone else's steps is like 3 of mine but the point is still very valid. Does this not sound like employee abuse (is there such a thing)? What if I get hit by a car going to the ladies room? What if I get struck by lightning? What if I get kidnapped? Then they'll be sorry. They'll be like:
Them: Hey, Erin did you get a response on the hotel bid?
Me: No response (because I was hit by lightning on the way to the ladies room)
Them: Did you get the E-mail, we need the bid ASAP!
Me: No response (because I was hit by lightning then ran over by a car on the way to the ladies room)
Them: Ring, ring...voicemail: Hey Erin we sent you an e-mail we didn't hear back and want to remind you
we need that hotel bid today, give me a call. Thanks.
Me: Only crickets heard (because I was hit by lightning, ran over by a car and my almost lifeless body was
kidnapped and is now dead laying in a ditch so I guess the answer you need about the hotel bid is just
going to have to wait.)
Things to do: 1. Research if there is such a thing as employee abuse
2. Report my own murder case before the next ladies room trip (nature/vehicular/serial killer